Pamela Susan Shoop
Nude

Ugh, that stupid Michael Myers. We mean the Michael Meyers Halloween fame (not to be confused with international man of mystery Austin Powers actor Mike Myers). He just had to go heat things up a little too much in the hot tub for the all-natural naughty nurse played by Pamela Susan Shoop. She can really raise your blood pressure in the second installment of John Carpenter‘s maniac magnum opus Halloween II (1981)! Pamela’s naked Shoops are a sight for scared eyes in that film. Sadly, it’s the only time they’ve been on camera, but it’s definitely MAM-orable to say the least. She dons a crocheted body suit in The Fall Guy (1981) and teases cleavage in Empire Of the Ants (1977), but that’s all we get of Pamela’s pretty body. Fortunately, she’s also a smokingly seasoned character actress, and her luscious bod is not her only fecundity. Her career has been long and fruitful, too. As a teen she was a regular on the popular ’70s soap Return to Peyton Place (1973) and has pretty much been a drive-by guest on every conceivable made-for-TV kitsch catchall. Highlights include Mannix (1972), Hawaii Five-O (1980), The Mod Squad (1972), Night Gallery (1972), Wonder Woman (1976), ChiPs (1979), The Incredible Hulk (1978), Battlestar Galactica (1979), Knight Rider (1982), Fame (1983), and Kung Fu: The Legend Continues (1996). Phew, that list is a tongue twister, but just looking at Pamela’s Halloween suck sacks will make you want to twist your tongue. Shoop always gets us singing the “The Shoop Shoop Song!”